Month: October 2026
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The King’s English (Another Dog Story)

For years, I struggled to learn English. Every day I would sit in front of the mirror in my bedroom, pick some words, relax my tongue, stretch my lips, howl a while, then repeat: squir-rel, tho-rough, through-out. As I did, I revved, roared and spittled. The words came out like a slurry of mashed marshmallows…
